My name is Kevin Stones - born in the rough end of Sheffield in the Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire here in the North of England.
I have a wife (married 31 years and you don't get that for double murder) - 2 grown up kids and a mother who is 4 foot tall and looks like Yoda from Star Wars. I would give a kiss but she won't get a shave.
I'm looking forward to early retirement and fancy going to live in Italy - that's the goal anyway. Wife says she won't go abroad but i never said I was taking her anyway.
Keep in touch
Love from Kev
